You have been warned! :)
[original pic by CylisyAmeliaCardean]
true story: one of my friends refused to speak to me for a year because, after threatening to kick Dori (apparently jokingly..), i looked him dead in the eye, and entirely seriously, calmly, and without blinking, told him i would loosely hang his children from their necks and skin them alive while he watched if his foot came anywhere near my dogs.
moral of the story: don’t fuck with my furkids. i will end you.